Tuesday, August 24, 2010

edisi khas

bukak buku sejarah.

duduk, bukak laptop.

cucuk broadband.

check facebook.

eh nak tengok what's goin' on 9gag.

fuckyeahfunnythings.tumblr.com

fuckyeahfamilyguy.tumblr.com

YouTube - Family Guy - *search*

LMFAO

nyanyi tutup laptop

makan sotong

tido

buku sejarah?

Friday, August 20, 2010


im into him. but i dont think he's into me.
i'll keep dreaming anyway.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

berita terkini : pekerja rotiboy dilanda masalah besar


musim persekolahan seperti biasa,
minggu percubaan dan kepeperiksaan. kepeperiksaan?
itu semua tak penting.
yang penting, hiburannya. mmhmmph.

saya semalam berjalan pulang setelah letih menyiapkan kertas science dan kemahiran hidup.
entah apa yg letih, tapi saya rasa otak saya tercungap-cungap.
nyawa-nyawa sotong.

tetapu, bukan tetapi,
sy mula nmpk kelibat misteri naik motor.
naik motor nak balik Clue B agaknya.
saya nampak dia nmpk motor,
kaki pun tak sampai lantai,
main kuis mane mampu je.


saya mula rasa tak sedap hati.
saya betul-betul rasa akan ada tragedi ke-2 bakal melanda jasin.
saya pun buat tak tahuuuuu je.
tiba-tiba saya dengar mcm ada benda terjatuh tergolek dok.
sy pandang belakang, saya nampak ada yang terbaring terjulor,
sorang-sorang dia.
dia sorang je.

dah terkulai tak mampu berdiri lagi.
segan tak terkata,
dah lah masa tu pig time. haha
tgh ramai, jatuhnya pulak betul-betul depan ramai.
celah-celah nyungkit mana masuk.
tak petak mukanya dah sampai cenggitu sekali.

kesian gila.
helmet entah ke mana.
katanya jatuh dlm longkang. haha kesian habis.
llepastu kalau nak lagi amboi (extreme),
masa nak amik helmet dlm longkang, terjatuh lagi,
head first. wakakaka
terjunam terkongkang endaknya?

kaki pendek gila, kain smpai habis lebar dah dia kangkang,
tak sampai pun sepenuh tapak kaki pun.
takat sampai hujung2 jari je.
"takat sampai cukuplah.." kata hati kecilnya. wakaka
motor biasa tu, yg biasa tulah. modenas semua tu.
kalau scrambler tu sah2 terkapai-kapainye nak jejak tanah tu wakaka

gmbr kucing kaki pendek tu comel sgt tu,
kau jgn percaya sgt,
kau bandingkanlah dgn gmbr benda lain nak imagine kaki pendek tu. haha
gmbr kucing ni mainan mata je ni.

penuh dgn hilai tawa ye post kali ni.
GHP sentiasa menjanjikan kebahagiaan.
hahaha

EH, kau tahu tak brands outlet?
alahhhhh yg depan rotiboy sebelah rotiboy ada kedai buah tu..
baju dia promotion lagi, dahlah murah, promotion lagi.

ngembek tak tentu pasal

it's amazing. so amazing.
the way u ignore me.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

laju kemaskini (quick update)

i want to be happy, too.
what did i do to deserve such life?

Friday, August 13, 2010

O.O terkedu bijik sagu

siapa kata tak kenal jasin sekarang?

ada.. um... ribut.. dekat.. jasin.

13hb kan? jumaat kan? friday the 13th. haha

oish, jgn buat mainlah benda ni. astaghfirullah.

kesian uncle cendol.


nah, aku malas nak letak video, tp amik lah. amik! amik!
mcm blender pulak tgk video ni. kira tornado ke ape tu?

sedap pulak tornado potato. *drools

this is a tornado.

this is a tornado potato
loves <3

Thursday, August 12, 2010

tell me u love me, come back & haunt me



it's a horrible feeling when people get u in the wrong way,
then they start to curse you & your generation.

curse me, curse all u want, doesn't mean i can't curse u back.


but what can i do, ur older than me, ur powerful than me.
u've called me rude. u even called me a snobbitch.

u thought i liked going home dengan kereta gerak-gerak-gerak khas.
u thought i was proud i was somebody-that's-kinda-important's daughter.
u thought i really wanted to be rude to that motherf,
well, i don't.

entah.
dia rasa kalau satu macam tu, semua mcm tu jugak.



seriously,
aku tak berniat pun nak sakit hati sesiapa selama ni,
semua niat aku semua nak seronok.
semua yg aku buat,
tak fikir pun perasaan orang.
that's why i do it.
tapi bukan sebab aku anak seseorang boleh tahan besar.
sebab i'm just a teen.
boleh tak tanya dulu apa masalah aku dulu sebelum jumping into conclusions?

u wonder what's wroong with teenagers these days,
it's actually you.

but some people still rasa they need to be respected
eventhough diorang tak respect dkt kita.

kalau kau asyik nak hormat orang,
bila pulak orang nak hormat kat kau?

sejak aku duduk jasin,
banyak pulak aku ckp pasal hormat respect wtf wtf ni.
sigh.



bukak minda, bukak mata.
try to accept people.

semua orang mesti rasa diri diorg betul,
macam aku, aku salah, tp aku still nak ada point yg tunjuk aku betul,
tapi try to listen to other people jugaklah.

i wish myself all the best in life.

=.= <>

Sunday, August 8, 2010

die datang lagi

apesal gmbar ni haa tak jelas ni haaa?!
alamak esok nak sekolah.
merokok setiap hari. haha lawak lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(confident) mestilah to be pink. pfft.

lawak gila.
mak - exam masuk ape?
anak comel - masuk garfield

post kali ni mmg post paling tak guna sekali.
sbb seluar aku basah.

nak basikallllllll

Friday, August 6, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

ko jgn nk ngade-ngade no



wuiiiii anak dara haa, rajin belajar smbil online.
suka tak blog saya?

ada serangga perosak rasa semak, rasa nak keluar kan?
tapi takpe, sbb kau pun perosak. what's the difference, kan?
haha bodoh.
takkan tu pn nak marah kot?! lek lu, sap kok lu apak kau.
i tot kok meant cock, faham tak?
-chill, blow some cock.
some cock? ape ni?

aku dekat sekolah tak habis-habis nak di-tidak-tenteramkan.
aku tak tahu apa masalah orang.
tapi aku tak kisah dah.
dah rasa muak, jemu dgn semua trick yg sama,
(trick : aku hanya berani pabila ada geng)

macam-macam nama, satu pun tak lekat.
budak clubbing, gengster, aloha, kembau sial, ape tu?
budak clubbing dgn aloha yg tak tahan tu.
aloha apakkkkkkkkk kau

ada orang mempertahankan orang-orang jasin yg sedemikian rupa.
"maybe it's the way u act, the way u walk, the way u talk, maybe u nmpk mcm menunjuk"

aku tak faham.
aku tak faham!! (extreme)

yg aku tak faham, cara aku cakap, cara aku jalan, pun boleh sakitkan hati orang?
oh ye, lupa tambah,
cara aku pakai baju pj, pun boleh sakitin hati kalian?
bapeeeeeeeeeeek ah

SAGITTARIUS - THE ONE
(11/22-12/21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

the world has gone mad



sekolah hamil dibuka di jasin, melaka

MOTO:
sekolah beperwatakan hoki,
kurangkan pencampakkan bayi,
menambahkan anak berbapa abdullah,
menjelang tahun 2015.

lepas ni apa? zoo lelaki-lelaki kulup?


Sunday, August 1, 2010

so many questions






Inception means the beginning or creation of something.

oh suka inception.
genius.