mengkarung goreng dah basi :(

ni ha, ni die. ni die menatang nye.
lawa.
aku suke.
suka gila babeng bibak jiplek puranik.

aku suke, nmpk moden.
drpd iltizam sebelum ni memanglah sgt lah oldy.

eh jap,
sekarang ni aku sekolah mane?
aku sekolah iskandar shakh rukh khan.

tp ape salahnye kadang2 browse pasal sekolah dulu2.
mcm kite2 kaum hawa yg ade ex boyfriends.
msti kadang2 jenguk die once in a while,
tgk die pnye gf ade barang ka?
haha

Serendem

Why is Adam Lambert so attractive & sexy?

-To get to the other side.

gadis panas

panasnye hari ni.
td ade kawan abah aku kasi kelapa 2 3 bijik buat cap goh mei.
taruk ais banyak2, kasi percik lebih2,
FUHHHHHHHHH!! mengancam.


sedapnyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!
aku tgh jilat22 screen laptop aku ni.
mak aku suruh pg jemur kain pun,
aku sanggup membantah, dan terus menjilat screen laptop.
wakaka
aku dah mcm 30 hari 3 jam 23 minit tak makan.


cousin aku jenguk ape aku buat,

"takde keje tengok gmbr ice cream"

eh suke hati aku lah!

" GUA TARIK AH, GUA TARIK? "

biar terkangkang, jangan mengangkang

hi, apa khabar? sihat? Najib ckp kite dah tak kegawatan ekonomi! yeeeahh! haha

aku nak tukar style memblog lah. semue blog kelihatan sama dan serupa, tak berselera dah aku.
semua blog skrg, blog gmbr model kelas atasan satu,
pastu tulis dlm bahasa baku. TAK BEST.
wakaka

aku ni dekat JEMPUL.
x tahu lah kt mane.
semue orang mcm psycho kt ni,
psychopaths.
bukan gila yg gila-gila yg mcm remaja skrg,
gila yg true punye,
haha
yg mcm...
semua sunyi, tibe2 sorang gelak pastu semue mate tersembol.
HAA GITU! haha

aku td tengah rase nak marah sekejap, tp ni dah sejuk. sbb aku tgk ade community. 'ckit community'
bodoh gila. bukan bodoh yg mcm bangang yg buat marah.
bodoh yg comel tu yg buat aku gelak. faham tak? haha

default pulak mcm cilake.
lawak gila.
sengal-sengal ubi pn ade! haha

smlm hari sukan.
panas gila.
aku pun ada mcm gaya ala2 tourist dr german bwk dgn topi kembang dgn seluar baju bunga2.
berpeluh gila babi -in the inside.
tp yg memeranjatkan aku dipilih utk mewakili rumah merah 4x100.
haha kau kena tipu hidup2.
alah aku terang mcm beria-ia kau bukannye bace pun!

aku ni pn tourist sekarang ni.
aku dekat jempol.
name mcm gedempol.

aku dkt hotel era mane ntah,
operator pn takat ade pn jadi lah~ haha

aku call mintak password wifi,
india kan, kelam gila.
sebut erahotelguest pn nak dishort form kan,
aku pn nasib baik keturunan indon,
faham bahasa india sikit2,
so senang skit berkomuikasi td.

ape lah aku merepek ni dah mcm nepal dah.
aku tak nak jadi nepal. kerja murah. haha

dah lah aku nak pg jalan2 kt tepi swimming pool,
kalau bernasib ada orang offer mee hokkien.

SERABUT AKU LETAK GAMBAR GUNA ALIGN TEPI, MACAM NAK TERBERAK, LUPA NAK BAWAK MAGAZINE, PATAH BALIK NAK AMBIK CLEO, PASTU TAK SEMPAT PASTU TERCIRIT, -dalam seluar.

the lame-o's

aku balik skolah, nmpk fon, terus terjah katil,
baring2, buat snow angel, pastu tgk fon ade sms.
teruja! tp tgk,
msg nye berbunyi sedemikian rupa.


"Tempoh aktif akaun anda hampir tamat.
Anda punya fon akan meletup in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!"

ade aku kesah ke hotlink? nak tamatkan, tamatkan jelah.
bising2 pulak.


aku skrg nak buat anggaran,
berapa byk tet msgs aku hanter.
hanter? pun boleh~

aku tgk fon aku, nak berdering,
sgt2 lah jarang sekali.

msg purata setiap hari : rm1
call purata setiap hari : x pnh kira tp rase mcm rm1 jugak
lain-lain (duit PIBG, yuran koperasi) : rm0

aku reload pn dah takde guna skrg.
aku msg org pn, aku pn dah tak tahu intro mane yg baik punyeeee.

aku msg yo,
die reply yow.
tu je. pastu aku dah mati akal walaupun akal aku masih berdegup.
akal, berdegup? ape2 jelah. aku pn dah letih ni.

hi Zahiril Adzmi

amboi tiutnyew gmbr intro, haha.

aku sebenarnye boring lagi ni.
padan muka kau,
bacelah bebelan aku. tak nak bace,
kau belah, aku cebik kau kang, jimpak?

alah malas lah nak update hari ni.
habis tu apehal aku post entry kan??!

oh ye, aku memang kecoh bila aku potong rambut. haha

what's up, home dawg?

my cousins were here.
yeah, it was pretty awesome.

this is the first time we have a picture at the photobooth, together.

so this is what it looks like.

hahaha







it's my mum's birthday.

so, i think it's the best Mummy's birthday ever.

she gon the fon she wanted,
she got adam lambert's album,
she got domestic diva nuts about work,
(which she is ;)
and she got the miniature sofa collection.

my mum's a miniature freak.
and a magnet freak too.
u'll never know,
til u come over to our crib.
haha



i've got nothing to say much tonite.
am pretty exhausted.

HEEHEHEHEEEE

oh yeah, i bought a BRAND NEW pencil case!
and a coin punch.
punch? POUCH lah babi.

it's been a while since i haven't post any random entries.

what's with me, posting serious serious entries, these days?
grrrr, cuz i'm a fierce female lion.
GRAWR!

i think i've lost my blogging sense of humor.

MUMMY-YOWZAH!

lame betul aku tak korek telinga aku, 15 february baru nak korek?!

it's 15th of FEB!
woohoo!


it's my mom birthday!

i gave Adam Lambert.
punye CD lah! hoho

c yah, asses.

P/S: til, aku kenduri til.

GOSH!

aku tak ckp aku pakai barang branded,
aku tak ckp aku kaya,
aku tak ckp aku tak reti ckp bahasa melayu,
aku tak ckp aku cool,
aku tak ckp aku lawa,
aku tak ckp blog aku best,
aku tak ckp aku ade life,
aku tak ckp aku watsoever shits.

alah, stop it lah! aku cakap english pun salah ke?!

FUCK YOU, MAN!

KHAS!

post ni khas utk BULU MUSTAPIR SYAMIK IRMAK UYAP
dan sape2 jelah

doesn't mean i talk in english, i'm bitchy.
if u don't understand english, well then it's better to just act like it.
i don't understand people who don't know how to accept people,
come on, all i did was ckp 'blog tak best'
on her chatbox dekat her blogspot.

last night, they talked about me.
maybe they started to talk about me since ever.

figures, after i've read their walls.
man, i hate facebook.

then they started to talk about my blog.
mentioning/critisizing about people wearing skinny and stuffs.

well, i don't give damn shits about them all,
but those entries were all posted long long time ago,
and it was literally made me sound so perfect and bitchy.
yes, i do regret for what i've done/posted.

then i apologized to them.
i said sorry cause i think they've started to annoy me a lil too much.
and i had enough of them.
and they even started mentioning shits that don't even related to anything.

they talked about me having some naked pictures here,
and they thought i salah seorang budak nak membangun.

i was really confused.
i was not talking about them, AT ALL!

i didn;t even know them!

i found that blog pun fucking accidentally,
and what? she thinks she's famous lah sekarang?
eeehhhhhhhhhhhh i don't even know yang diorg duduk melaka.

my blog is obviously worse than hers,
and those freaking-out-girls dah gelabah, and started to call me names.

and about the previous shit-posts,
i don't even talk about them!
how come they are all so freakin pissed off?
what the fuck is wrong with them?!

and they think i'm pissed off, too.
for what, man?

they kept askin me to chill/relax.
for what?
i haven't done anything wrong.

DAH SANGAP SANGAT,
NAK SURUH AKU POST BYK LAGI GMBR2 LUCAH,
CAKAP JELAH!
NAK BERDALIH2 CENGGINI PULAK!

and i was like WTF,
okaylah, i've done my part,
i'm tired of these same ol' shits.


I'M NOT COOL OR WHATSOEVER,
EVEN IF I SAID SO, I MUST BE JOKING,
AND NOBODY CARES.
AND WHY WOULD YOU?

i'm a free blogger, i'm free to write anything,
and if you can't deal with this shit,
just deal with it, k?
its actually nothing.

STOP FUCKING FREAK OUT ALREADY!

p/s : aku kesah hape name kau lulu ke uya ke mustapha ke besi ke sape

kucing bawak tidur, ah rimau bawak ngigau

18sx

nah amik kau!
suke sgt kan!

suke sgt makan spaghetti!
amik amik!

yelah, aku teren babi buntat bohjan bohsia lah pejadah,
ah lantak!

aku ade limau 5 karton,
kau ade?!
ade?!?!?

super WATAFAK

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Selamat Tahun Baru Cina ya cina cina semua!
melayu melayu india india pun boleh!

tahun ni tahun harimau!


bra aku hari ni pun ala ala tiger hari ni.
massyyyuukk!!



tahu tak!
hari ni dah start cuti!
woohooo!!!!!


okeylah, cayew berhenti di sini dulu lah yerrr,
cayew nak bertolakkk ke kay ell.
nak pergie amik kakak ph@te3n!

~~**SeLaMaT HaRi RaYa CiNa**~~

what about me?

people in love makes me mad.

potong markah!

i'm sad. i'm all gloomy.

i can't think straight anymore.

i keep thinking of people, not wanting me.

who am i?

am i some kind of a game?

that people can play
and leave when they're losing.

but this,
they leave when they're winning!

i need a hug.

i need to cry.

i need someone.

listen to me.

i've got nothing.
even anyone.

listen to those tears,

listen to them crying.

i'm depressed.

i'm totally dead in the inside.

i thought i never need any one by my side.

i thought i'm a man that stands by his words.

but i'm no one.

i can't even fight for myself,
and to stand by my word?
you kidding?

help me.

help me, please.